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BARON KAMIKAZE VON MUNCHAUSEN ........[adventure
1520].... THERE I WAS, RIDING IN MY CAMPER, WAY UP IN A REMOTE MOUNTANIOUS AREA [i cant remember the
state, but it was out west, and had alot of mountains, and trees, and stuff, if that helps at all]........SO ANYWAY,
AFTER I HAD BEEN DRIVING FOR OVER THREE HOURS, WITHOUT EVEN SEEING ANOTHER CAR, I DECIDED TO SEEK SOME SOLITUDE, AND
I TURNED DOWN THIS VERY NORROW BACKROAD.... THE ROAD WAS SO NARROW THAT I REALIZED I WOULDN`T BE ABLE TO TURN MY CAMPER AROUND....SO
I FIGURED I WOULD GO UP THE ROAD A WAYS, SPEND THE NIGHT, BOND WITH NATURE, THEN BACK OUT IN THE MORNING.......SO EVERYTHING
WAS NICE....AND I SLEPT SOUNDLY............BUT EARLY THE NEXT MORNING, I`M WOKEN, BY THE AWFUL NOISE OF MOTORCYCLES, AND VOICES
JUST OUTSIDE MY CAMPER........SO I GET UP AND POKE MY HEAD OUT THE DOOR...........IT`S A BUNCH OF HELLS ANGELS TYPE CHARACTERS,
ON MOTORCYCLES, MAKING ALOT OF RACKET.......NOT ONLY THAT BUT THEY`RE THE UGLIEST, NASTYIST, AND SMELLEYIST LOOKING BUNCH
I`VE EVER SEEN.......INCLUDING THE ANGELETTES, THERE WERE ABOUT FIFTY OF THEM......MANY OF THEM HAD SWASTIKAS, AND NAZI STUFF,
AND SKULLS AND CROSSBONES, AND SUCH........ANYWAY TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, THE STORY WAS THAT THE MOST BELOVED MEMBER
OF THE GANG, THE FOUNDING MEMBER, HAD DIED RECENTLY, AND THEY HAD HIS CASKET IN A PICKUP TRUCK, AND THEY WERE TAKING HIM TO
BE BURIED......BUT ONLY ONE VEHICLE CAN OCCUPY THIS NARROW ROAD, AT A TIME....AND ALL AROUND, OFF THE ROAD WAS BUMPY,
WET, SWAMPLIKE AREA........SO THE SITUATION IS, THAT THEY WANT ME TO BACK OUT OF THE NARROW ROAD, SO THEY CAN GO TO THE
CHURCH SERVICE, AND BURIAL................NOW I`M AS RESPECTING, AND CONSIDERATE, AND SENSITIVE AS THE NEXT GUY, BUT
I GOT A PROBLEM HERE...........YOU SEE. I CONSIDER 10 HOURS OF SLEEP TO BE MY NORMAL SITUATION......ANY SLEEP
I GET PAST THAT, I CONSIDER MY BEAUTY REST.......NOW THESE PEOPLE ARE ANNOYING ME DURING MY BEAUTY REST.......SO EVEN THOUGH
I FELT A LITTLE GUILTY, I FINALLY TOLD THEM, I CAN`T HELP YOU OUT.......SO ANYWAY, AS THEY`RE TRYING TO NAVIGATE THE
PICKUP TRUCK AROUND ME, AND OVER THE BUMPY SWAMPY AREA, THE TRUCK HITS A BIG BUMP, AND THE COFFIN BOUNCES OFF THE TRUCK,
POPS OPEN, AND THE STIFF TUMBLES OUT, INTO ABOUT TWO FEET OF MUD..............NOW, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A POSITION,
A SITUATION, WHEN YOU DIDN`T WANT TO LAUGH, BUT YOU JUST COULDN`T HELP IT?........I TRIED TO HOLD IT IN, BUT I COULDN`T...IT
WAS HYSTERICAL.......I MEAN, PICTURE THIS. THE STIFF WAS FLOATING DOWN THIS VALLEY OF MUD, AND THESE HELLS ANGELS CHARACTERS,
ARE SLIPPING, AND FALLING ALL OVER THE PLACE, TRYING TO GET THE BODY BACK IN THE CASKET, THEN THE CASKET BACK ON THE TRUCK.....IT
WAS A RIOT.........I KNOW IT`S TERRIBLE, BUT THATS THE MOST I EVER LAUGHED............SO ANYWAY AFTER AWHILE I WENT BACK INTO
MY CAMPER, AND MADE SOME COFFEE...... NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK?? THEY`RE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR. THEY WANT A
TOWEL, TO CLEAN UP THE STIFF , FOR THE SERVICE......NOW I`M REALLY STARTING TO GET ANNOYED. I`M HERE TO RELAX, A LITTLE,
YOU KNOW??...I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, BOTHER ME ALL DAY LONG??? COME ON ALREADY... FINALLY, I JUST DIDN`T
PAY ATTENTION TO THEM ANYMORE.........YOU KNOW??? I DON`T LIKE TO BE THAT WAY, BUT COME ONE NOW...ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.............WHAT
DO YOU THINK, I`M MADE OF PATIENCE???.........................[be sure to tune in for baron kamikaze von munchausen adventure
2048. " on mars"].
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