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IF AMOS AND ANDY WERE RACIST............" GOOD MORNIN` KINGFISH. HOW IS YOU DOIN?"   AHH MORNIN ,ANDY. I IS DOIN JES FINE. YES SUH. JES FINE.  "AH KINGFISH. AH WUZ WONDERIN WHEN WE WUZ GONNA GET DA REVOLUTION STARTED?"  AHH YEA. AH WELL AH ANDY.  IT`S LIKE THIS SON. WE IS GONNA NEED MORE MONEY THEY WE THOUGHT.  "DATS WAT I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT, KINGFISH. I KEEP GIVIN YOU MONEY FOR DA REVOLUTION, AND I DONT SEE ANY RESULTS.  I GAVE YOU FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS LAST WEEK AND YOU SAID IT WAS TO BUY GRANADES.  WE GONNA PULL DA PIN ON SOME CRACKERS.  WELL WHERE IS THEY KINGFISH?"   WELL AH YEA ANDY.  AH YOU KNOW I BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU BOUT DAT VERY THING.  YOU SEE SON, WE HAD TO GET THEM GRANADES FROM THE BLACK MARKET.  NOW THIS HERE IS A WHITE COUNTRY, ANDY. YOU KNOW THAT.  SO WE HAD TO EXPORT THE GRANADES FROM THE BLACK MARKET . YOU SEE ANDY?  "YEA, I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT, KINGFISH"   SO NOW ANDY, I FINDS OUT THAT WE HAVE TO PAY EXPORT COSTS ON THE GRANADES.  THEN ANDY, TO GET THEM HERE TO THE WHITE MANS COUNTRY WE HAD TO PAY IMPORT COSTS.  IS YOU FOLLOWIN ME SON?   "I THINKS I IS, KINGFISH?"  I HAD FIGURED THESE OUT ANDY, BUT I FORGOT TO CONSIDER THE HIDDEN COSTS.   "THE HIDDEN COSTS?  KINGFISH. WHAT IS YOU TALKING ABOUT?"   AHH ANDY.  THAT`S THE ONE DEY REALLY SOCKS YOU WIT SON.  THE HIDDEN COSTS.  YOU SEE ANDY, THEY HIDES THE HIDDEN COSTS UNTIL THE VERY END , THEN DEY REALLY SOCKS YA WIT IT.    'AH KINGFISH. IS YOU SAYING WE DIDN`T GET ALL THE GRANADES?"    AH ANDY. SON. THE COSTS OF DIS TRANSACTION WAS SO HIGH, WITH THE IMPORT COSTS, THE EXPORT COSRTS, AND DA HIDDEN COSTS, NOT TO MENTION MY COMISSION, THAT WE WAS LUCKY THEY JUST TOOK THE GRANADES BACK, AND WE DONT HAVE TO PAY THEM ANY MORE MONEY.   " "KINGFISH. IS YOU SAYING DAT WE DIDN`T GET NOTHING FOR MY MONEY?"   OH NO ANDY. IT`S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL.  IN FACT, SOME SMOOTH NEGOTIATING BY ME HAS MADE ARRANGEMENTS DAT FROM NOW ON,WE NO LONGER HAVE TO PAY DA HIDDEN COSTS.  SO EVERYTHING DIDN`T GO TO WASTE.  IN FACT ANDY, WE IS GONNA SAVE MONEY NOW DAT WE DONT HAVE TO PAY DA HIDDEN COSTS ANYMORE.   'AND THAT`S GOOD, KINGFISH?"   OH SURE ANDY,. IT`S GOOD BUSINESS. WE GOT TO CUT DOWN ON THE OVERHEAD.  "WELL KINGFISH. I KNOW YOU ALWAYS STRAIGHT WID A NIGGER, SO I`LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT"     AHHH THANK YA ANDY. THANK YA...  ////  WILL THE FEUD BETWEEN KINGFISH AND MAMA DERAIL THE REVOLUTION?  WILL A BUNCH OF CRACKER JUDGES DISBAR CALHOUN?  WILL AMOS START LOADING HIS CABS WITH EXPLOSIVES?  IS LIGHTNING A NEGATIVE STEREOTYPE?    TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT SHOCKING EPISODE OF "IF AMOS AND ANDY WERE RACISTS'  CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS FOR A TOWN IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.  ....   american kamikaze.... at least i think i is....      ////////   THE TRIAL OF AMOS AND ANDY....  HERE YE. HERE YE. HERE YE. THE THIRD MUNICIPAL COURT WILL COME INTO SESSION... BY THE POWER INFESTED IN ME BY THOSE DELEGATED TO INFEST POWER INTO OTHERS, I HEARBY, HITHERFORE, NOTWITHSTANDING, AND UNBEKNOWNST CALL THIS COURT TO ORDER.  INFERIOR COURT JUSTICE JEFFERSON D. KLANSTOCK ON THE BENCH........."YOUR HONOR. THE NEXT CASE IS THE PEOPLE VS. GEORGE KINGFISH STEVENS AND ANDREW H. BROWN.  THESE TWO WERE CHARGED WITH CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT REVOLUTION. SOCIAL UPHEAVAL, RACIAL GENOCIDE, IMPERIALISTIC CONQUEST AND VAGRANCY.  IS THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY PRESENT.  "YES SUH I IS.  I IS ALGONQUIN J. CALHOUN, AND I IS HERE TODAY TO REPRESENT THESE TWO CRIMINALS IN THIS COURT OF LAW."  ARE YOU READY TO CALL YOUR FIRST WITNESS MR. CALHOUN?  "HUH?"  MR. CALHOUN. ARE YOU READY TO BEGIN?  [kingfish nudges calhoun] "HE TALKING TO YOU CALHOUN"   "OH YEA. YEA. YEA. I IS READY TO CONTINUE, YO ONA. AND MAY I SAY, THAT THESE TWO CRIMINALS YOU SEE IN FRONT OF YOU RIGHT NOW, DESERVE EVERY OPPERTUNITY  TO PROVE THEIR INNOCENCE.  THE TERRIBLE THINGS THEY`VE DONE IS NO REASON FOR THESE TWO CRIMINALS NOT TO GET A FAIR TRIAL.  AND MAY I SAY IN SUMNATION, THAT I THROW MY CLIENTS COMPLETELY AT THE MERCY OF THE COURT, AND ASK ONLY FOR LENIENCY."     LENIENCY. TO BE BASED ON WHAT MR. CALHOUN?   "HUH?  OH YEA, YEA. YEA. YO ONA I INTEND TO PLEAD BLACK RAGE?"      INDEED. CAN YOU EXPLAIN COUNSELOR?   'HUH?.  OH YEA. OF COURSE I CAN EXPLAIN.   YO ONA.  HAS YOU BEEN WATCHING TELEVISION LATELY?  HAS YOU SEEN THE WAY THE BLACK MAN HAS BEEN DEPICTED?  JUST LOOK AT THE AMOS AND ANDY SHOW.  YO ONA.  IS EVERY BLACK MAN TO BE LOOKED UPON AS A BUM.  LOOK AT MY CLIENTS YO ONA.  DOES THEY REPRESENT A POSITIVE ROLE MODEL?" [kingfish and andy shuffle uncomfortably]   HMMM. I SEE WHERE YOU`RE GOING.  PLEASE CONTINUE...."WELL YO ONA.  NOT ALL BLACK MEN ARE SHIFTLESS, NO COUNT, LAZY, UNREPENTANT, LYING SCOUNDRELS LIKE THESE TWO BEFORE THE COURT TODAY.  IN FACT THESE TWO CRIMINALS IS IN NO WAY WHAT BLACK PEOPLE ARE REALLY LIKE.   YO ONA. CAN YOU SEE HOW THE REST OF AMERICA LOOKS UPON BLACK FOLK, ALL BECAUSE OF A VERY FEW BAD APPLES SUCH AS MR. STEVENS AND MR. BROWN?    AND SO, YO ONA,  I STAND HERE TODAY READY TO ACCEPT THE PUNISHMENT FOR THESE TWO MISGUIDED MEN.  I KNOW THAT FULL RESPONSIBILITY IS WHAT THE LAW DEMANDS, AND I AM HERE TO SEE THAT JUSTICE IS DONE, TO THE FULLEST EXTENT.   AND SO I REST MY CASE YO ONA.  [courtroom epupts in applause]   ......WILL THE JUDGE FIND OUR HEROS GUILTY?....WILL THE POLICE FIND AMOS AND MAMA?...CAN LIGHTNING TAKE CHARGE OF THE REVOLUTION?.....BE SURE TO TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR 'IF AMOS AND ANDY WERE RACIST'  ........ american kamikaze.........dang.  he an uppity cracker......

BECAUSE OF THE SUCCESS OF THE AMERICAN KAMIKAZE SHOW, I CAN NOW ACCEPT PAID ADVERTISEMENTS.  THIS PAGE WILL BE DEDICATED TO THESE ADVERTISEMENTS.  THE VIEWS EXPRESSED IN THESE ADS ARE NOT NECESSARILY THE OPINIONS OF THE AMERICAN KAMIKAZE, OR THIS NETWORK....                              "LADIES.  IS YOUR HUSBAND, OR SIGNIFIGENT OTHER ONE OF THOSE SEX CRAZED CAVE MEN?  DOES HE WANT TO HAVE SEX EVEN WHEN YOU DONT WANT TO BE BOTHERED?  HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT A LIFE SIZED RUBBER INFLATIBLE GIRL DOLL?  OUR NEWEST MODEL IS SO REAL, SO LIFELIKE THAT YOU WILL ACTUALLY BE JEALOUS WHEN YOU SEE YOUR GUY WITH HER........REAL HAIR..LIFE LIKE FEEL...WOW....JUST THINK HOW HAPPY THIS WILL MAKE THE BIG GUY...AND YOU DONT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE A BYSTANDER EITHER ...THINK ABOUT HOW IT WILL TURN HIM ON WHEN YOU JOIN IN THE FUN.....AND YOU TOO.....THE BRAND NEW ROMANCE DOLL WILL WORK MIRACLES FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP.  NOT ONLY WILL IT MAKE THINGS EASIER FOR THE LADIES, BUT IT WILL ALSO KEEP THE OLD WALRUS AT HOME MORE. LET HIM DO HIS INDESCRETIONNS WHERE YOU CAN KEEP AN EYE ON HIM..  AND WITH ALL THE 'ACTION' HE GETS HE`LL BE IN A MUCH BETTER MOOD.  THE ROMANCE DOLL WILL PAY FOR HERSELF IN NO TIME, BY THE BIG GUY HURRYING HOME INSTEAD OF THE USUAL DRINKS, TIPS, AND LAP DANCES AT THE LOCAL GO GO BAR.  LET THE ROMANCE DOLL  WORK THE POLE, AND YOU COULD COLLECT THE TIPS...HAVE HIS FREINDS COME OVER.  $$$$.  WHO SAYS MONEY CANT BUY YOU LOVE?...AND FOR THOSE WHO CONSIDER THEMSELVES A LITTLE MORE 'PROGRESSIVE', WE HAVE A FULL STOCK OF ROMANCE DOLLS.  WHY NOT BUY A FEW?....THEY MAKE GREAT PRESENTS DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON, OR ANYTIME AT ALL.  JUST TO LET SOMEONE KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT THEM..  THESE ROMANCE DOLLS ARE SURE TO SELL QUICKLY, SO ORDER NOW.  SEND CHECK OR MONEY ORDER TO:   CONSOLIDATED RUBBER    101 INDUSTRY PARKWAY   PITTSBURGH, PA  23432        [disclaimer. spoken real fast]:  'side effects for women include headaches caused by squeaking noises and passionate moaning coming from her husband and his new found freind'...     

WHY THE KAMIKAZE FIGHTS....PLAIN AND SIMPLE. CONCISE AND PRECISE.  ..WHILE IN VIET NAM IN 1968 69, I AND ALL THE OTHER SOLDIERS WERE WELL AWARE OF BEING REFERRED TO AS BABY KILLERS, NAPALM KILLERS, DOPE FIENDS TRAINED TO KILL....ONCE IN AWHILE, WHEN WE WERE LUCKY WE COULD SEE A MOVIE ABOUT A CRAZED VIET NAM VET ON A KILLING RAMPAGE IN NEW YORK.   TO A 'MAN', WE ALL LAUGHED THIS STUFF OFF..OUR UNANIMOUS POSITION WAS " THAT`S WHY WE`RE HERE. SO PEOPLE IN AMERICA CAN SAY WHATEVER THEY WANT. EVEN ABOUT US, EIGHT THOUSAND MILES FROM THE WORLD.  WE SUPPORTED THEIR FREE SPEECH COMPLETELY....THAT`S WHY I HAVE NO RESPECT TO THE LOSERS THAT LET STUPID WORDS LIKE NIGGER, OR WHATEVER CONTROL THEM....OR THE CREEPS THAT WANT TO PUNISH SOMEONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THEM ABOUT THE JEWISH HOLOCAUST.....FREE SPEECH PEOPLE SAVED THE JEWISH RACE...NOW A HANDFUL OF JEWISH NAZIS WANT TO IMPRISON FREE SPEECH, LIKE THEY DO IN EUROPE......KEEP YOUR SICKNESS TO YOURSELF..I DONT WANT TO BE LIKE YOU..THAT`S THE MAIN POINT..I DONT WANT TO BE LIKE YOU. DONT PREACH ME YOUR RELIGION......a-kam

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 . HERE ARE SOME STORIES THE ASBURY PARK PRESS HAS HAD ON IT`S FRONT PAGE  1.  HARRIED MOTHER, DRIVING UNRULY CHILDREN..MOTHER CONCENTRATING ON GETTING THERE SAFELY..UNRULY KIDS THROW COINS OUT A WINDOW IN THE VICINITY OF SOME{A]? JEWISH PERSON, OR PEOPLE...SOMEONE MAKES AN ACCUASATION. ASBURY PARK PRESS PUTS THIS ON FRONT PAGE AND 'TRUMPETS' BIAS CRIME..POOR WOMAN DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON..ASBURY PARK PRESS TRUMPETS[front page] BIAS CRIME..AND EVEN THOUGH NONE OF THESE EVENTS I`M WRITING ABOUT NEVER. NEVER RESULT IN ANY CHARGES..NO CONVICTIONS..THEY ARE TOO WEAK OF CASES EVEN TO GO TO COURT..YET BASED ON JUST A VERY BIASED ACCUASATION[by people who use victimhood as a way to victimize others] THEY ARE LYNCHED, FOREVER ON THE FRONT PAGE OF A MAJOR AMERICAN NEWSPAPER..IN ONLY THE NAME OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS....TIME HAS COME TO FIGHT BACK PEOPLE..THE MEDIA NO LONGER REPRESENTS THE PEOPLE...ONLY CERTAIN MINORITY FACTIONS, WITHIN MINORITIES THEMSELVES.......FRONT PAGE OF THE ASBURY PARK PRESS[gods honest truth. people, you dont understand how perverted these people are]  16 YEAR OLD WHITE KID PLAYING SANDLOT FOOTBALL IN SOME FEILD, SOMEWHERE, MANAGES TO SAY SOMETHING THAT, ACCORDING TO THE ASBURY PARK PRESS FRONT PAGE, "SENDS SHOCKWAVES THROUGH THE TOWNSHIP'....THE ACTUAL TERM 'SHOCKWAVES'; not a word on what the kid said. cause everybody would have just laughed it off]   WHAT SOME LITTLE ADOLESCENT KID SAID..IMAGINE THE HELL THIS YOUNG KID, AND HIS FAMILY HAVE TO GO THROUGH JUST SO THE ASBURY PARK PRESS EDITORS CAN PUSH THEIR PERVERTED FAR LEFT PC......ANOTHER FRONT PAGE STORY IN THE ASBURY PARK PRESS....16 YEAR OLD WHITE KID ACCUSED OF BIAS CRIME BY CALLING BLACK KID "A NEWARK BOY'..ON THE FRONT PAGE OF A NEWSPAPER....NOTHING MAGNIFIED INTO  A MAJOR EVENT.......ENOUGH IS ENOUGH WITH THIS SICKENING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE WILD..THE ASBURY PRESS EDITORS CONTINUALLY, AND RIGIDLY TRY TO FORCE THIS STUPID INDOCTRINATION IN THEIR NEWSPAPER...WHAT KIND OF MEN CAN THEY EVEN BE???...THEY EVEN HAD A STORY ONCE [not on front page] THE LITTLE KID WAS 12 YEARS OLD......HE 'SAID SOMETHING', AND THE ASBURY PARK CREEPS LEECH ON TO IT.......NOW HERE`S A COUPLE OF LITTLE STORIES THE ASBURY PARK PISS WONT REPORT A WORD ON....BENTON HARBOR JUN 16 - 20 2003...HUNDREDS OF BLACK RACISTS ATTACK WHITE PEOPLE AND WHITE OWNED BUSINESS SHOUTING 'WHITE IS RIGHT' [meaning attack whity]....FOUR DAYS OF HATE CRIMES.  CURFEW..STATE OF EMERGENCY..HUNDREDS OF EXTRA STATE POLICE CALLED IN.... THE ASBURY PARK PRESS WONT EVEN TOUCH IT..[ see 'benton harbor race riot' on your web browser for verification].NOT ONE MENTION, AT ALL OF HATE, BIAS, OR RACISM...'NOT' ONE MENTION...INSTEAD OF REPORTING THESE BIAS CRIMES, THE ASBURY PARK PRESS IN CONCENTRATING ON WHAT SOME LITTLE WHITE KID SAID...SEE HOW THEY MONOPOLIZE VICTIMHOOD ONLY FOR A FEW????...TAKE A LOOK AT THE VICTIMS THE ASBURY PARK SILENCED, BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT 'POLITICALLY CORRECT VICTIMS'.....TOLEDO OHIO. ABOUT  5 OR 6 MONTHS AGO....SIX TO SEVEN 'HUNDRED' BLACK RACISTS ATTACKING WHITE PEOPLE..BURNING WHITE OWNED BUSINESSES, CLASHING WITH POLICE, AND VICIOUSLY ATTACKING AMBULENCES AND MEDICAL PERSONNEL, WHO WERE THERE TO HELP THE INJURED...THIS CARNAGE [on your web browser.  'toledo ohio race riot'. for validation..thank god for the internet.  they cant lie to us anymore, and not get called on it. and be proven racists and bigots themselves]..THE ASBURY PARK PRESS DOSN`T EVEN TOUCH IT..IF THEY DID THEY WOULDN`T HAVE ROOM TO LYNCH A LITTLE WHITE KID WHO IS INNOCENT OF EVERYTHING.SOME LITTLE KID WHO`SE GUILTY OF SAYING A WORD.......WHILE YOU`RE CHECKING MY VALIDATIONs, ALSO CHECK OUT 'SEATTLE RACE RIOT'  AND  'CINCINATTI RACE RIOT' WHITE PEOPLE KILLED, COP SHOT...HOW ABOUT 'PITTSBURG RACE RIOT'  ON YOUR WEB BROWSER....IT`S ALL THE SAME..VERY VIOLENT HATE CRIMES THAT ARE RIGIDLY, INTENTIONALLY, AND PURPOSEFULLY NOT REPORTED BY THE DISGRACED MEDIA.......NONE OF THESE EVEN TOUCHED BY THE ASBURY PARK PRESS...NOT EVEN TOUCHED... BUT A LITTLE KID THAT HAS ONLY A SLIP OF THE TOUNGE WILL BY LYNCHED ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE ASBURY PARK PRESS.....HOW CAN PEOPLE STAND FOR THIS SLANTED BIAS AND CENSORSHIP??..THIS INCREDIBLE ONE SIDED HATRED???...AND IT`S ALWAYS YOUNG KIDS THE EDITORS THERE ATTACK...IT`S LIKE CHILD MOLESTATION...WHAT ABOUT THESE INNOCENT KIDS??...WHO SPEAKS FOR THEM???  JESSE JACKSON?? AL SHARPTON?? THE NAACP?? NO. THEY ARE THE ONES BEHIND THIS ONE SIDED RACISM...YOU AND I, PEOPLE...WE NEED TO SPEAK UP FOR THESE INNOCENT CHILDREN.. THE ASBURY PARK PRESS NEVER  MENTIONS IT WHEN THESE ACCUASATIONS ARE DROPPED, OR CANT EVEN GET IN COURT...THEN THEY GET SILENT..BECAUSRE THE SEED IS PLANTED..THAT`S WHAT THEY WANTED..ASBURY PARK PRESS EDITORS KNOW THESE ACUASATIONS GO NO WHERE....THESE KIDS ARE INNOCENT OF EVERYTHING, YET THEY ARE IMMORTILAZED AS RACISTS AND BIGOTS IN THE NAME OF THE ASBURY PARK PRESS PERVERTS AND THEIR POLITICAL CORRECTNESS...THIS SICK RACISM AND BIAS HAS BEEN GOING ON AT THE AP PRESS FOR TOO LONG, AND IT HAPPENS IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER ALL THE TIME.......THIS HAS GOT TO STOP...WE`VE GOT TO GET RID OF THE CHILD MOLESTATING EDITORS THERE, AND MAKE IT VERY WIDELY KNOWN WHY THEY WERE KICKED OUT...THESE JERK OFFS MAKE A MOCKERY OUT OF TRUST AND RESPONSIBILITY,,...I`M ASKING THE ADVERTISERS, NOT ONLY TO CANCEL. BUT MAKE IT CLEAR WHY YOU ARE CANCELLING...THE REST OF US..JUST STOP BUYING THIS GARBAGE, AND BOYCOTT ADVERTISERS....SIMPLE,,,IT`S TIME FOR THE PEOPLE TO SPEAK UP....AND DONT FORGET..NAZIST BIASED HATE CRIME LAWS WERE FORCED ON US BY A VERY VERY FEW, WHO USE VICTIMHOOD TO VICTIMIZE OTHERS.....SOMETHING IS TERRIBLY WRONG WHEN A LITTLE KIDS WORDS SEND SHOCKWAVES THROUGH THE UNIVERSE, BUT MURDEROUS MONSTEROUS HATE CRIMES DONT EVEN CAUSE A RIPPLE IN A MUD PUDDLE...THIS IS WHY JOURNALISM, AND THE OLD MEDIA HAVE BECOME THE LEAST TRUSTED, LEAST RESPECTED, AND MOST DISGRACED OCCUPATION IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.....THESE ARN`T NICE PEOPLE FOLKS..THEY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY`RE DOING........the internet..the new media..people finally get a chance to speak.. a - kam. over and out  for now......%%.....YOU MEDIA PEOPLE WHO TUNE IN TO THE KAMIKAZE SHOW...LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION......WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOUR CHILDREN ASK YOU WHY YOU`RE A JERK OFF???...COME ON, REALLY??..THAT`S ALL... NEWS EDITORS [censors]...COME ON.  ASBURY PARK PRESS EDITORS....COME ON.....WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOUR KID ASKES YOU:....'GEE DAD. COME ON..ALL THE KIDS IN SCHOOL WANT TO KNOW TOO...HOW COME YOU`RE SUCH A JERK OFF DAD?....AM I GONNA BE A JERK OFF LIKE YOU, POP ???....WAS GRAMPS A JERK OFF TOO, DAD???... COME ON DAD.  I GOTTA KNOW...DID YOU DO IT FOR MOM AND ME???.. COME ON DAD??.. TELL ME.... EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU`RE A JERK OFF DAD, BUT YOU`RE MORE THEN  JUST A JERK OFF TO ME..HONEST.. ...I`M YOUR SON, DAD...TELL ME..PLEASE...LET`S TALK ABOUT IT, AT LEAST...PLEASE DAD. ...YO, WHADDA YOU SAY , STINK???.........it`s low garbage that abuses the trust of of many, to pander to a sick few........they look different under the light..dont they??...............americankamikaze@lycos.com...TO  TO TALK ABOUT RACISM, AND NOT ADDRESS BLACK RACISM, IS LIKE DISCUSSING THE OCEAN, BUT  BEING FORBIDDEN TO MENTION SALT WATER, WAVES, SEEWEED, FISH, OR ANYTHING THAT GETS WET........the most fearful, and powerful taboos in the entire universe, are mere pettiness and trite, that cry out to be mocked, by the american kamikaze.....ak.. real free speech guaranteed.   every time.........free speech armageddon...only roaches protest the bright light of free speech...and i got raid...

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BARON  KAMIKAZE  VON  MUNCHAUSEN ........[adventure 1520]....     THERE I WAS, RIDING IN MY CAMPER, WAY UP IN A REMOTE MOUNTANIOUS AREA [i cant remember the state, but it was out west, and had alot of mountains, and trees, and stuff,  if that helps at all]........SO ANYWAY, AFTER I HAD BEEN DRIVING FOR OVER THREE HOURS, WITHOUT EVEN SEEING ANOTHER CAR,  I DECIDED TO SEEK SOME SOLITUDE, AND I TURNED DOWN THIS VERY NORROW BACKROAD.... THE ROAD WAS SO NARROW THAT I REALIZED I WOULDN`T BE ABLE TO TURN MY CAMPER AROUND....SO I FIGURED I WOULD GO UP THE ROAD A WAYS,  SPEND THE NIGHT, BOND WITH NATURE, THEN BACK OUT IN THE MORNING.......SO EVERYTHING WAS NICE....AND I SLEPT SOUNDLY............BUT EARLY THE NEXT MORNING, I`M WOKEN, BY THE AWFUL NOISE OF MOTORCYCLES, AND VOICES JUST OUTSIDE MY CAMPER........SO I GET UP AND POKE MY HEAD OUT THE DOOR...........IT`S A BUNCH OF HELLS ANGELS TYPE CHARACTERS, ON MOTORCYCLES, MAKING ALOT OF RACKET.......NOT ONLY THAT BUT THEY`RE THE UGLIEST, NASTYIST, AND SMELLEYIST LOOKING BUNCH I`VE EVER SEEN.......INCLUDING THE ANGELETTES, THERE WERE ABOUT FIFTY OF THEM......MANY OF THEM HAD SWASTIKAS, AND NAZI STUFF, AND SKULLS AND CROSSBONES, AND SUCH........ANYWAY TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT,  THE STORY WAS THAT THE MOST BELOVED MEMBER OF THE GANG, THE FOUNDING MEMBER, HAD DIED RECENTLY, AND THEY HAD HIS CASKET IN A PICKUP TRUCK, AND THEY WERE TAKING HIM TO BE BURIED......BUT ONLY ONE VEHICLE  CAN OCCUPY THIS NARROW ROAD, AT A TIME....AND ALL AROUND, OFF THE ROAD WAS BUMPY, WET, SWAMPLIKE AREA........SO THE SITUATION IS, THAT THEY WANT ME TO BACK OUT OF THE NARROW ROAD, SO THEY CAN GO TO THE CHURCH SERVICE, AND BURIAL................NOW I`M  AS RESPECTING, AND CONSIDERATE, AND SENSITIVE AS THE NEXT GUY, BUT  I  GOT A PROBLEM HERE...........YOU SEE.  I CONSIDER 10 HOURS OF SLEEP TO BE MY NORMAL SITUATION......ANY SLEEP I GET PAST THAT, I CONSIDER MY BEAUTY REST.......NOW THESE PEOPLE ARE ANNOYING ME DURING MY BEAUTY REST.......SO EVEN THOUGH I FELT A LITTLE GUILTY,  I FINALLY TOLD THEM, I CAN`T HELP YOU OUT.......SO ANYWAY, AS THEY`RE TRYING TO NAVIGATE THE PICKUP TRUCK AROUND ME, AND OVER THE BUMPY SWAMPY AREA, THE TRUCK HITS A BIG BUMP, AND THE COFFIN BOUNCES OFF THE TRUCK,  POPS OPEN, AND THE STIFF TUMBLES OUT,  INTO ABOUT TWO FEET OF MUD..............NOW, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A POSITION, A SITUATION, WHEN YOU DIDN`T WANT TO LAUGH, BUT YOU JUST COULDN`T HELP IT?........I TRIED TO HOLD IT IN, BUT I COULDN`T...IT WAS HYSTERICAL.......I MEAN, PICTURE THIS.  THE STIFF WAS FLOATING DOWN THIS VALLEY OF MUD, AND THESE HELLS ANGELS CHARACTERS, ARE SLIPPING, AND FALLING ALL OVER THE PLACE, TRYING TO GET THE BODY BACK IN THE CASKET, THEN THE CASKET BACK ON THE TRUCK.....IT WAS A RIOT.........I KNOW IT`S TERRIBLE, BUT THATS THE MOST I EVER LAUGHED............SO ANYWAY AFTER AWHILE I WENT BACK INTO MY CAMPER, AND MADE SOME COFFEE...... NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK??   THEY`RE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR.  THEY WANT A TOWEL, TO CLEAN UP THE STIFF , FOR THE SERVICE......NOW I`M REALLY STARTING TO GET ANNOYED.  I`M HERE TO RELAX, A LITTLE, YOU KNOW??...I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, BOTHER ME ALL DAY LONG???   COME ON ALREADY... FINALLY, I JUST DIDN`T PAY ATTENTION TO THEM ANYMORE.........YOU KNOW??? I DON`T LIKE TO BE THAT WAY, BUT COME ONE NOW...ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.............WHAT DO YOU THINK, I`M MADE OF PATIENCE???.........................[be sure to tune in for baron kamikaze von munchausen adventure 2048.  " on mars"].

   

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