DEALING TITH BLACK RACISM + MEDIA DISTORTION

$$$$$$$$,,,,,.MOVIE REVIEW "BAREBACK MOUNTING".......... NOW LOOK WHAT`S GOING ON.. A GAY COWBOY MOVIE.."BAREBACK MOUNTING"......THE KAMIKAZE FEELS LIKE FLYING INTO THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN, AND ENDING IT ALL. JUST PICTURE CHARLES BRONSON WINKING AT LEE VAN CLEEF....I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. BUT ANYWAY, HERE`S A SYNOPSIS OF THE MOVIE. IT`S ACTUALLY A FEW DIFFERENT STORIES, ENLIGHTNING THE WORLD OF WHAT THE WEST WAS "REALLY" LIKE. THE FIRST CHAPTER " GAYSMOKE" EXAMINES IN DEPTH, WHY MATT DILLON AND KITTY NEVER GOT IT ON, AND WHY CHESTER WAS ALWAYS LIMPING. THIS MOVIE TAKES THE TERM :RIDE EM PARTNER TO A NEW LIMIT. IN THE SECOND CHAPTER "HANG EM LOW', ONE OF THE COWBOYS, DICK LESS, IS UNJUSTLY CASTRATED, AND SEEKS REVENGE...HOWEVER, WHEN HE GETS THE GUY WHO FRAMED HIM, HE FINDS THAT THE GUY IS A CROSSDRESSER, WHO CONVINCES LESS TO HAVE A SEX CHANGE, SINCE MOST OF THE JOB IS ALREADY DONE. IT`S REALLY TOUCHING AT THE END OF THE SCENE, WITH THE MUSIC AND ALL.. I THINK IT`S A PARADOX, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT....THE THIRD CHAPTER "THE WILD BUNCH" SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. A PEACEFUL, RESPECTFUL BATHHOUSE, AND GAY BAR, IS INVADED BY BIBLE THUMPING FARMERS, TOWNSPEOPLE, AND OTHER THUGS. THE SMALL TOWN EXPLODES, AS THE "WILD BUNCH" FINDS THAT THEY HAVE TO STAND BEHIND EACH OTHER, LIKE THEY`VE NEVER DONE BEFORE. THIS IS REAL ACTION....TOO BAD WESTERN LUMINARIES OF THE PAST ARN`T STILL AROUND, HUH?? JOHN WAYNE, CLINT EASTWOOD, JACK PALANCE, BOGART AND OTHERS WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THESE PARTS. THEY WOULD HAVE PROBABLY BEEN BIGGER STARS, IF THEY MADE GAY MOVIES..........ANYWAY, CHAPTER FOUR.. "FOUR RODE WEST" .IS ABOUT TWO COWBOYS RIDING CROSS COUNTRY, TO CALIFORNIA TO GET A SEX CHANGE OPERATION... SOCIAL ISSUES ARE ALSO ADDRESSED HERE, AS TO WHY THE GUYS HAVE TO TRAVEL SO FAR JUST FOR PROPER MEDICAL TREATMENT. ..I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS A PARADOX, OR NOT. BUT I THINK IT`S POIGUNINT. ...THEY SAVE THE BEST SEGMENT OF BAREBACK MOUNTING, FOR LAST...A BACKWOODS INBRED BROTHERS, AND COUSINS GROUP, GRADUATE FROM FARM ANIMALS, TO EACH OTHER.. IT`S LIKE A COMING OF AGE THING. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.. I DONT KNOW. I`M NOT A MOVIE CRITIC...THE OLD MEDIA LOVES THIS MOVIE..BUT THAT`S WHO CONTROLS THE OLD MEDIA, HUH??....I DIDN`T LIKE THE MOVIE. THE RANGE ROMANCE, THE DIRTY, NO BATH, VELCRO UNDERWEAR. THE PRARIE PASSION WAS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME TO TAKE. I THINK GAY SPACE PEOPLE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER IDEA.......OR HOW BOUT A REMAKE OF FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE INVISIBLE TRANSVESTITE.. NOW WE`RE TALKING. a k

MOVIE REVIEW .. GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK ....I MUST START WITH A QUICK DISCLAIMER....I DID NOT SEE THIS MOVIE..I DIDN`T SEE 'HIGH PLAINS BATHHOUSE', EITHER...I DON`T HAVE TO....REASON THROUGH THIS. ..THE CRUX OF THE WHOLE MATTER IS THIS:.. THIS IS A MOVIE ABOUT A NEWSCASTER NAMED EDWARD R. MURROW.....NOW WHO NEEDS TO KNOW THE PLOT, RIGHT??..IN AMERICA TODAY, THERE IS NO OCCUPATION LESS RESPECTED, LESS TRUSTED, AND MORE DISGRACED THEN THE OLD NEWS MEDIA OKAY??..NOW ALL OF THESE CREEPS THAT HAVE MADE THE MEDIA THE DISGRACE IT IS TODAY THINK THIS GUY, MURROW, WAS THEIR INSPIRATION.....YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN??...YEA..YEA,,THAT`S RIGHT...EXACTLY.... THIS GUY MUST HAVE BEEN THE JERK OFF OF ALL JERK OFFS,IN THE UNIVERSAL HISTORY OF JERKOFFISM .. ABOVE AND BEYOND ALL WHO HAVE EVER BEEN JERK OFFS, RIGHT BACK TO THE DAWN OF TIME, AND EVEN BACK INTO THE MINUS CENTURIES, BEFORE TIME BEGAN.. RIGHT???... ..OF COURSE....DOSN`T IT FIGURE? LOOK. [as though i`m not sure that i`ve made myself clear yet.] LOOK AT IT THIS WAY....THE WEASELS THAT HAVE DESTROYED TRUST, AND RESPONSIBILITY IN THE OLD MEDIA EMULATE THIS GUY, MURROW..YOU SEE..THEY FOLLOW HIS PATH...GET IT???, RIGHT??? SO THAT MAKES HIM KING JERK OFF TO THE HIGEST MAGNALEMMIUM, RIGHT????...OF COURSE..NOW YOU`RE CATCHING ON.......THIS GUY MUST HAVE BEEN SUCH A BIG JERK OFF , THAT AN AVERAGE PERSON WOULD HURT HIS BRAIN JUST TRYING TO COMPREHEND JUST HOW MUCH OF A JERK OFF MURROW REALLY WAS...IT WOULD BE LIKE TRYING TO FIGURE HOW MANY INCHES IS WAS TO ALPHA CENTURI AND BACK BY WAY OF TALAS 4................NOW WHAT ELSE DOES ANYONE HAVE TO KNOW??..WE KNOW HOW HOLLYWOOD SEEMS TO GET CONFUSED ABOUT FACTS..AND TRY TO BUILD UP SOCIAL NAZIS. [that`s why they do so good at the box office anymore. nyuk nyuk.].LOOK AT THIER ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS..A SEX CHANGE... GLORIFYING SUICIDE BOMBERS THAT KILL INDISCRIMINATELY...DIRTY DINGUS` ON THE RANGE. TRANSEXUAL MOTHERHOOD. OH YEA. THEY`RE KILLEN` `EM AT THE BOX OFFICE..ABSOLUTELY... SO WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SEE?.....THE OLD MEDIA STINKS..EDWARD R. MURROW IS THEIR HERO..YOU FIGURE IT OUT....WHY SEE THE MOVIE??...NOBODY ELSE DID.................american kamikaze movie critic. twenty fingers and toes down on this bomb. good night and good riddence..

MOVIE REVIEW. "BY DAWNS EARLY LIGHT" ..THIS IS AN OLDER MOVIE, BUT I HAPPENED UPON IT AT A FLEA MARKET... IT WAS GREAT. THE KAMIKAZE GIVES THIS FILM 4 CRASHES..IT WAS GREAT FOR THE FIRST 90% OF THE MOVIE. AFTER THAT IT LOST IT`S GUSTO. I`LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS: ..COMPUTER HACKERS HACK INTO A RUSSIAN NUCLEAR MISSLE, AND FIRE IT AT WASHINGTON D.C. ..THE BLAST KILLS, OR LEAVES UNACCOUNTED FOR, THE PRESIDENT, VICE PRESIDENT, SPEAKER OF HOUSE, ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE 150th GUY IN CHARGE, WHO IS SECRETARY OF PLANTLIFE, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. DARRIN MCGAVIN PLAYS THE PART. THE SECRET SERVICE BRING HIM TO COMMAND HEADQUARTERS. AS SOON AS PRESIDENT MCGAVIN REALIZES HIS POWER, HE [much to my approval] BECOMES SON OF RAMBO ON STEROIDS. HE WANTS TO NUKE EVERYTHING IN SIGHT. RIGHT ON.....THIS GUY BECOMES ABSOLUTELY POMPOUS AND ARROGENT..MY KIND OF GUY, ALL THE WAY. ONE GREAT SCENE IS WHERE PRESIDENT MCGAVIN IS SITTING, WITH HIS FEET UP ON THE TABLE, GAZING, HALF MOCKINGLY, HALF DISAPPROVINGLY, AT ALL THE GENERALS, ADMIRALS, ETC. THERE ARE A MILLION MEDALS ON THESE GUYS, A MILLION YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AND KNOWLEDGE. HE DOSN`T EVEN KNOW WHAT`S GOING ON, AND PRESIDENT MCGAVIN SNEERINGLY RESPONDS TO THEIR SUGGESTIONS "OH YEA? AND JUST WHAT IS IT THAT YOU GUYS DO AROUND HERE?"...BEAUTIFUL [4 crashes]...AGAINST THE WISHES OF EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM[ i wasn`t in the room], PRESIDENT MCGAVIN PUSHES THE BUTTON, AND NUKES ARE FLYING BACK AND FORTH. O.K., NOW WE`RE GETTING SOME PLACE. FINALLY A LITTLE ACTION...ANOTHER GREAT SCENE WAS WHEN THE ADMIRALS AND GENERALS WARNED MENACINGLY: 'THEY`LL BOMB OUR CITIES"..MCGAVIN RESPONDS IMMEADIATLY, AND FORCEFULLY: "THEN WE`LL BOMB THEIR CITIES" SIMPLE LOGIC, RIGHT? YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A BRAIN SURGEON. SO ANYWAY, THINGS ARE GOING GREAT, WHEN SUDDENLY, ALMOST AT THE END OF THE MOVIE, WITH 3/4 OF THE WORLD DESTROYED, THE BOMBER PILOTS ON BOTH SIDES STOP THE BOMBING. THEY REFUSE TO DO THEIR JOBS IN THE FACE OF THE ENEM AND THEY DISGRACE THEIR UNIFORMS. WHAT A BUMMER. THE KAMIKAZE WOULD BE CALLING FOR COURT MARTIALS IF THIS WAS FOR REAL. SO ANYWAY, THIS IS WHERE THE PLOT FALLS APART. I DIDN`T ACTUALLY WATCH THE VERY END OF THE MOVIE. WHEN IT STARTED GETTING DULL, I KEPT REWINDING BACK TO THE GOOD PARTS........american kamikaze....

BARON KAMIKAZE VON MUNCHAUSEN ........[adventure 1520].... THERE I WAS, RIDING IN MY CAMPER, WAY UP IN A REMOTE MOUNTANIOUS AREA [i cant remember the state, but it was out west, and had alot of mountains, and trees, and stuff, if that helps at all]........SO ANYWAY, AFTER I HAD BEEN DRIVING FOR OVER THREE HOURS, WITHOUT EVEN SEEING ANOTHER CAR, I DECIDED TO SEEK SOME SOLITUDE, AND I TURNED DOWN THIS VERY NORROW BACKROAD.... THE ROAD WAS SO NARROW THAT I REALIZED I WOULDN`T BE ABLE TO TURN MY CAMPER AROUND....SO I FIGURED I WOULD GO UP THE ROAD A WAYS, SPEND THE NIGHT, BOND WITH NATURE, THEN BACK OUT IN THE MORNING.......SO EVERYTHING WAS NICE....AND I SLEPT SOUNDLY............BUT EARLY THE NEXT MORNING, I`M WOKEN, BY THE AWFUL NOISE OF MOTORCYCLES, AND VOICES JUST OUTSIDE MY CAMPER........SO I GET UP AND POKE MY HEAD OUT THE DOOR...........IT`S A BUNCH OF HELLS ANGELS TYPE CHARACTERS, ON MOTORCYCLES, MAKING ALOT OF RACKET.......NOT ONLY THAT BUT THEY`RE THE UGLIEST, NASTYIST, AND SMELLEYIST LOOKING BUNCH I`VE EVER SEEN.......INCLUDING THE ANGELETTES, THERE WERE ABOUT FIFTY OF THEM......MANY OF THEM HAD SWASTIKAS, AND NAZI STUFF, AND SKULLS AND CROSSBONES, AND SUCH........ANYWAY TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, THE STORY WAS THAT THE MOST BELOVED MEMBER OF THE GANG, THE FOUNDING MEMBER, HAD DIED RECENTLY, AND THEY HAD HIS CASKET IN A PICKUP TRUCK, AND THEY WERE TAKING HIM TO BE BURIED......BUT ONLY ONE VEHICLE CAN OCCUPY THIS NARROW ROAD, AT A TIME....AND ALL AROUND, OFF THE ROAD WAS BUMPY, WET, SWAMPLIKE AREA........SO THE SITUATION IS, THAT THEY WANT ME TO BACK OUT OF THE NARROW ROAD, SO THEY CAN GO TO THE CHURCH SERVICE, AND BURIAL................NOW I`M AS RESPECTING, AND CONSIDERATE, AND SENSITIVE AS THE NEXT GUY, BUT I GOT A PROBLEM HERE...........YOU SEE. I CONSIDER 10 HOURS OF SLEEP TO BE MY NORMAL SITUATION......ANY SLEEP I GET PAST THAT, I CONSIDER MY BEAUTY REST.......NOW THESE PEOPLE ARE ANNOYING ME DURING MY BEAUTY REST.......SO EVEN THOUGH I FELT A LITTLE GUILTY, I FINALLY TOLD THEM, I CAN`T HELP YOU OUT.......SO ANYWAY, AS THEY`RE TRYING TO NAVIGATE THE PICKUP TRUCK AROUND ME, AND OVER THE BUMPY SWAMPY AREA, THE TRUCK HITS A BIG BUMP, AND THE COFFIN BOUNCES OFF THE TRUCK, POPS OPEN, AND THE STIFF TUMBLES OUT, INTO ABOUT TWO FEET OF MUD..............NOW, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A POSITION, A SITUATION, WHEN YOU DIDN`T WANT TO LAUGH, BUT YOU JUST COULDN`T HELP IT?........I TRIED TO HOLD IT IN, BUT I COULDN`T...IT WAS HYSTERICAL.......I MEAN, PICTURE THIS. THE STIFF WAS FLOATING DOWN THIS VALLEY OF MUD, AND THESE HELLS ANGELS CHARACTERS, ARE SLIPPING, AND FALLING ALL OVER THE PLACE, TRYING TO GET THE BODY BACK IN THE CASKET, THEN THE CASKET BACK ON THE TRUCK.....IT WAS A RIOT.........I KNOW IT`S TERRIBLE, BUT THATS THE MOST I EVER LAUGHED............SO ANYWAY AFTER AWHILE I WENT BACK INTO MY CAMPER, AND MADE SOME COFFEE...... NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK?? THEY`RE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR. THEY WANT A TOWEL, TO CLEAN UP THE STIFF , FOR THE SERVICE......NOW I`M REALLY STARTING TO GET ANNOYED. I`M HERE TO RELAX, A LITTLE, YOU KNOW??...I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, BOTHER ME ALL DAY LONG??? COME ON ALREADY... FINALLY, I JUST DIDN`T PAY ATTENTION TO THEM ANYMORE.........YOU KNOW??? I DON`T LIKE TO BE THAT WAY, BUT COME ONE NOW...ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.............WHAT DO YOU THINK, I`M MADE OF PATIENCE???.........................[be sure to tune in for baron kamikaze von munchausen adventure 2048. " on mars"].

AMERICAN KAMIKAZE THE AK 47 OF FREE SPEECH